Do you know the difference between a pot of glue, piano and tuna? You can play the piano tuna, but you can’t play the tuna piano. Now, you are wondering about the glue pot. Of course, we knew you’d get stuck with that. This is just one of the jokes that can improve your Tinder game.
But getting the list of the best Tinder dad jokes is no easy task. They have to be attractive, not too clichéd, and yes, there shouldn’t be any sexual overtones. Since everything happens in the form of a conversation, there should be at least part of the joke. Anyway, here’s who made the cut.
one. The Boiler Is Dead
Let the piece rest in boiling water. You’re going to fog up badly. On the surface, it’s almost too simple to cut this mustard. But with this it takes a while, and if you deliver it right, it flies away without much explanation.
2nd. Militant Goldfish
This dad joke is a true dad joke classic. There are two goldfish in a tank and one says to the other, “You take the gun, I’ll manage”. And again it’s all about the build. In general, you shouldn’t jump into a word game unless you have something to blow the mind of the other party.
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3. thief wife
There are some stories about the thief wife prank. But it gives you a chance to emphasize that you are single and fun. Here is a quick summary.
In the middle of the night my wife alarmed me: “Honey, there are thieves in the house.” I ran down just to realize – I don’t have a wife. When I returned to the bedroom, my computer and stereo were gone.
4. blind deer
The blind deer joke is borderline stale, but it made the list because it’s old but golden. “What do you call a deer without eyes? I don’t have eyes.” And if the other party knows the answer, use it as a continuation of another joke or compliment.
5. Tie the Knot in Space
How was the satellite marriage ceremony? The reception was out of this world, but the ceremony wasn’t much. Although he is one of those who need the right timing, it is indeed a real dad joke. And you’re not going to say that to every Tinder date.
6. Prison Communication
How do prisoners communicate with each other? They use cell phones. It’s hard to make any more dad jokes than that, and you can say it in the middle of a conversation. If you don’t want to be honest about spending some time, be sure to include a small disclaimer.
7. hook and loop
Do not buy anything Velcro. This is total robbery. When it comes to Tinder dad jokes, this one ticks all the right boxes. It’s easy to include in a conversation and not a face-to-face thing. So it can pass without being perceived as a dad joke. After all, the point is to make you look funny, not kidding.
8. sick pony
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse. Let’s say your potential date isn’t getting better. What to do to cheer him up? Break the pony joke because it’s cute, fast and doesn’t sound weird in this context.
9. Pinocchio
Why don’t people have 12 inch noses? Because those would be feet. Honestly, this can be hard to fit into a Tinder chat. But if you use it to be funny about your nose, it’s fine.
10. hungry fonzie
Where does Fonzie have lunch? At Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyy. When you use this joke, make sure the other person knows about the Happy Days sitcom. In fact, it can be a good follow-up after a small talk about your favorite Happy Days moments.
11th. Noodles What?
What is the name of fake noodles? Impa. The question of who does not like noodles and other foods will surely arise in the conversation. But remember, you have to take things slow and play the joke at the right time.
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12. District
What is the name of an Italian neighborhood that smells of fish? spaghetto I can never get enough of dad jokes about food.
13. Winter Wonders
What does the combination of a vampire and a snowman get you? A freeze. Simple, catchy and easy to place, this joke is definitely in the top five. But that’s not something you’ll be using on Tinder in the middle of summer. On the other hand, it seems that vampires never go out of style.
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14. Prison Social Media
If prisoners took the criminal record themselves, they would be called cellfies. As you can imagine, just keep the timing and this one will hit the right nerve.
Dad Pranks Plenty
Of all the Tinder picking lines, dad jokes are probably the most benign. And if you play the cards right, they don’t sound deaf.
Which dad jokes do you like the most? Have you tried any other pranks on Tinder? Let us know how it worked for you in the comments section below.
