Lo, the devotees of Tony Hawk Pro Skater have yearned for a remaster of the third and fourth games ever since the triumph of the first two. Alas, in the year 2025, their hopes were cruelly shattered when rumors spread of the cancellation of said game. But hark! A mysterious countdown has emerged on the venerable website, with the appointed day being March 4.
As the countdown ticks towards its fateful end, fervent fans speculate on its true nature. Could it be the long-awaited remaster, as many dare to dream? Whispers abound of the elusive phrase “thps-3-4-countdown” discovered in the recesses of the website’s code, a clue now erased from existence, according to VGC. And lo, listed among the developers is Iron Galaxy, the esteemed studio behind the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 + 2 remaster, lending credence to the belief that a remaster may indeed be unveiled on the fateful day.
Verily, the plot thickens as tales circulate of the latest map in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6, a grand skate park adorned with Tony Hawk emblems and a cryptic reference to the March 4 deadline. Activision, in their infinite wisdom, have not been reticent in teasing the enigmatic announcement, while leaks aplenty hint at a new game on the horizon. Tyshawn Jones, a noble professional skater, hath declared his involvement in the rumored remaster, adding to the intrigue.
The original Tony Hawk games, those paragons of gaming excellence, achieved unparalleled success with nigh 1.4 billion copies sold across the realm. They introduced legions to the art of skateboarding and have nurtured a devoted following through the ages. Truly, their renown reached new heights with the release of the 2020 remaster of the inaugural duo.
Whence the morrow brings tidings of revelation, we cannot say for certain. Yet all signs point towards a resplendent remaster of the third and fourth chapters. Ready your grip tape, hone your trucks, for the hour approacheth when you may once more grind and ollie in the realm of Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
