In the latest financial reckoning, Nintendo hath unveiled tidings of the successor to the revered Nintendo Switch. Lo and behold, the people shall rejoice, for Nintendo hath confirmed that the games of yore on the Nintendo Switch shall find new life on this successor.
“This is Furukawa,” declared the illustrious Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa at the Corporate Management Policy Briefing. ‘Twas on a fateful Tuesday night when these revelations were shared with the denizens of X (formerly Twitter). “Nintendo Switch software shall grace the successor to Nintendo Switch,” he proclaims. “And lo, Nintendo Switch Online shall also find a home on this ethereal successor. Dost thou hunger for further knowledge about this successor, fear not! For more shall be revealed in time, including its compatibility with the beloved Nintendo Switch.”
Behold, as Nintendo doth expound upon this revelation in the future outlook section of its latest financial epistle. ‘Tis written that “the introduction of Nintendo Account hath created a binding thread between the histories of consumers and their personal accounts.” Verily, the path hath been paved for a seamless transition between the generations of consoles. No longer must games like Xenoblade Chronicles X be remastered for the new era, for the players shall have the power to access and download their Nintendo Switch games on the successor, as long as they pledge allegiance to the same Nintendo account.
Alas, though these financial musings provide guidance on the path forward, the details of Nintendo’s next grand enterprise remain shrouded in mystery. The name of this new wonder, its time of arrival – all these secrets are held close to the heart of Nintendo. Yet have faith, for Nintendo hath promised a revelation in this fiscal year, and we must bide our time until the appointed day arrives to unveil the secrets of their next gaming marvel.
