Lo, after what seems like an eternity of whispers and tales, Nintendo doth at last unveil the veil shrouding its forthcoming gaming marvel: the Nintendo Switch 2. This device, destined to succeed the current handheld console, is slated to grace the realm come the year 202
Behold, news of this revelation hath been birthed from a wondrous moving picture upon Nintendo’s sacred conduit known as YouTube. The tale commences with the present Switch model ere transforming into a spectacle akin to an anime enchantment, as the blue and red Joy-Cons do shift into the grander black ones destined for the fresh creation. The controllers, in turn, do fasten themselves unto the newborn screen, a visage larger than its predecessor, unveiling what may be a novel iteration of the legendary Mario Kart.
Yet lo, Nintendo doth not cease its revelations there. Through a missive sent forth into the world, the company doth not only proclaim the advent of the Nintendo Switch 2 in 2025, but also doth reveal when the masses may lay their hands upon it for trial. Following a Nintendo Switch 2 Direct on the 2nd day of April in the year of 2025, Experience events shall unfold across the expanse of the globe. The dates and locations doth be thus:
In the continent of North America:
– New York, from the 4th to the 6th of April, in the year of 2025
– Los Angeles, from the 11th to the 13th of April, in the year of 2025
– Dallas, from the 25th to the 27th of April, in the year of 2025
– Toronto, from the 25th to the 27th of April, in the year of 2025
In the continent of Europe:
– Paris, from the 4th to the 6th of April, in the year of 2025
– London, from the 11th to the 13th of April, in the year of 2025
– Milan, from the 25th to the 27th of April, in the year of 2025
– Berlin, from the 25th to the 27th of April, in the year of 2025
– Madrid, from the 9th to the 11th of May, in the year of 2025
– Amsterdam, from the 9th to the 11th of May, in the year of 2025
In the lands of Oceania:
– Melbourne, from the 10th to the 11th of May, in the year of 2025
In the mystic realm of Asia:
– Tokyo (Makuhari), from the 26th to the 27th of April, in the year of 2025
– Seoul, from the 31st of May to the 1st of June, in the year of 2025
– Hong Kong, To be announced
– Taipei, To be announced
Lo, all who seek to partake must possess a Nintendo Account ere the registration of tickets for these marvels commences.
And so, another revelation found within the proclamation by Nintendo is the promise of exclusive titles for the Nintendo Switch 2. Though no specific names have been uttered, the new system shall accommodate both physical and digital games of its predecessor, with a release schedule promising adventures such as Metroid Prime 4: Beyond.
Alas, even though price be the paramount concern for many a soul, Nintendo hath chosen to keep it shrouded in mystery within their epistle. This puzzle, however, shall be unraveled during the forthcoming Direct in April. Yet whispers doth suggest a price hovering just above $400, which, though seeming a princely sum, doth align with the cost of the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X.
